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There are motorcycle covers, and then there are motorcycle covers. What's the difference, you ask? Well, I've seen "covers" that are made from a 10-year-old bed sheet. Not really going to protect that investment of yours, right? Another common "cover" is the good ol' 10'x10' blue tarp. Sure, it'll keep the rain ...

Things that come in sets of four seem to really create a finished look. Think of your dining room table with four chairs, or a set of coasters. Even silverware typically comes in sets of four, forever reinstating the idea of the American perfect nuclear family, which is a family ...

Knowledge, not guns or knives, is by far the best weapon. We use it to out-think our other halves in an argument to try and turn the tide of war: "I know you told Stephanie, who told Janet and her husband Bill, that you wanted a divorce; well Buster, I've already ...

I could never be a doctor... not because I don't think I'm intelligent enough to go through medical school, or could deal with all of the blood and sick people. Mainly it's because I can't stand putting on latex gloves. It seems like they suck all of the moisture ...

Eh, what's that you say? Your children wish to be able to see clearly whilst they drive around in the sand and dirt on their ATVs and little dirt bikes? They're tired of riding straight into ditches or into those trees that jump out of nowhere because ...

You know what kind of inventions are the ones that make life easier? The ones that combine necessities together to make life easier. Take the beer bottle opener/key chain for example. The key chain keeps all of your keys in one place, and the beer bottle opener makes it so you ...

I've been doing my fair share of hauling friends' bikes around for them when they need to get to the shop or break down on them. It kinda happens when you're the only one in the circle of friends that owns a truck (I'm just glad nobody is planning on ...

What sets us apart from the other animals in the world besides our opposable thumbs? It's got to be our love for things of a frill-like nature. You know, like the fringe that is put on the sleeves of leather coats to make them look even more interesting, ...

Changing your own tires can be quite the challenge; it doesn't really matter what motorcycle you have, either. I've had times where I've had to hang the front part of the bike up from the rafters in a garage with ropes just because I didn't have a stand to ...

Give a man a fishing pole and he can spend all his time at the river bank casting the line, but hand him a sissy bar bag and he can buy a fish at the store, carry it on his motorcycle, and cook it at home. I'm pretty sure ...